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I am an American.
But I do not:
sit on my ass all day and watch TV,
litter the streets,
disregard other cultures,
or disrespect my elders.

I am Asian.
But I do not:
excel in math and science,
need a booster seat to drive,
or eat everything with chopsticks,
in fact,
I am a lot better at English,
I don't even have a driver's license,
And I think forks are easier to use than chopsticks.

I am Male.
But I do not:
have large muscles,
want sex all the time,
or worship the NFL & NBA.

I am 18 years old.
But I do not:
hate my parents,
do over-the-counter pills,
or have aspirations to do nothing with my life,
in fact,
I want to do a lot with my life,
starting with finishing college and joining the Peace Corps.

I am Hawaii “home-grown”—born and raised.
But I do not:
go to Kamehameha,
surf or go fishing a lot,
make canoes out of wood,
or basket-weave in a grass hut,
in fact,
I went to a public school,
I would rather snowboard,
And I can’t carve or craft anything for shit.
©2008 ~Shigeoka
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Inspired by `tangledweb's "Why Yes I am American."
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~likewoahitsmoe:iconlikewoahitsmoe: May 12, 2008, 10:10:54 PM
Haha nifty

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Make yourself do the things you have to do, when it has to be done, whether you like it or not, it's the first lesson that you should of learned, but it's probably the last lesson you'll learn thoroughly.
~Shigeoka:iconShigeoka: May 12, 2008, 10:15:47 PM
haha
long time no talk! how are yee?
how is life and everything?
i just got done with my 1st yr in college
...what an experience i tell ya
haha.
anyways, less about me
more about you.
hows life?!

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~HayatetheHurricane:iconHayatetheHurricane: May 12, 2008, 10:40:37 PM
I likes it! I likes it alot.
~likewoahitsmoe:iconlikewoahitsmoe: May 13, 2008, 10:03:01 PM
Haha. Kind of amazed that you remember me! I have been okay..I guess, haha. Life is..the usual, I suppose, haha. School is over in a month for me, and then I will be on to my senior year finally, yay.

Yeah, not very exciting, haha.

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Make yourself do the things you have to do, when it has to be done, whether you like it or not, it's the first lesson that you should of learned, but it's probably the last lesson you'll learn thoroughly.